Demotivational Pencils by USTUDIO Design are set of six HB pencils which serve as a downbeat reminder that working life is actually devoid of hope. But at least these little cynics deliver that message with humour! A pencil set that defines the sarcastic British sense of humour – no matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. They’re packaged in a bright and colourful gift box which means they’re great as a stationery gift for someone who appreciates ironic humour. The slogans on the Demotivational pencils are:

• False hope is better than no hope
• Do your best. Or don’t, whatever
• Be prepared. Always have an excuse
• Teamwork means sharing the blame
• Mistakes are stepping stones to failure
• Think positive. Not everyone hates you

Also worth noting:

• Box of six pre-sharpened HB pencils
• Square pencils with six different ‘demotivational’ slogans – square is the new hex!
• Natural wood with colour dipped ends
• Made in the UK